POV | If I Ruled the World! (9/26/13) - WDRB 41 Louisville News

POV | If I Ruled the World! (9/26/13)


Sometimes it's fun to imagine what changes I would make if I ruled the world and saw something I thought was out of whack. Play along at home if you like.

If I ruled the world, I would sit down with a couple of the truckers who wait until you get close to passing them and then pull out to block you. And they drive the same speed as the truck beside them for miles. I would ask them, "Why do you do this? Is there an honest to goodness reason or are you just being a jerk?" I would find out and then I would tell you.

If I ruled the world, I would ask waiters and waitresses to stop saying, "No problem," when I thank them for delivering my drink or a meal. I already knew it was no problem because that's the job you are doing today. The correct response is an old fashioned, "You're welcome," or "My pleasure."

And if I ruled the world, I would probably work up the nerve to laugh out loud at these stupid young men who wear their pants at their thighs and then walk around holding them up all day. Of course I don't laugh out loud now because they might take offense. On the other hand, if they started chasing me I could probably out run them, because my pants have a belt!

I'm Bill Lamb…and that's my Point of View.


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